I wanna slay my demons, but I've got lots of them

(Pa)Tricia. 19. Canadian. Fandom/Personal. NSFW. Fiddling with the theme, please excuse the mess.

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acquiesce-cronabunny: seedatart: You don’t have enough badges to hit me! If only Splash actually worked like this

acquiesce-cronabunny:

seedatart:

You don’t have enough badges to hit me!

If only Splash actually worked like this

Tagged: #pokemon

rdjismydrug:

survivingrealitywithoutnormality:

Marvel we need to talk about your obsessions with blue glowing objects

Marvel you have a kink

“You are not accidental. The world needs you. Without you, something will be missing in existence and nobody can replace it.”

Osho   (via ask-nagisakaworu)

fuckyeahretailrobin: Sometimes customers will come up to me and just shove both their items and their payment in my face at the same time, like holding them both out as though I can process their request instantaneously. Like they can just blink, and suddenly everything is done and they can leave! Look, person. I can only do one thing at a time. Hold all of these things out to me, and the only thing I’m likely to do is take them, and then immediately set them down—like you could have done—until I am ready to do something with them. I know it SEEMS like I’m going super fast (or too slow, maybe??), but payment is the LAST STEP. LAST. As in, comes after everything else. First, the item. Then, the payment. It seems like some people should know this, after having been at the register way more than once before… Sigh. I just can’t with people sometimes.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Sometimes customers will come up to me and just shove both their items and their payment in my face at the same time, like holding them both out as though I can process their request instantaneously. Like they can just blink, and suddenly everything is done and they can leave!

Look, person. I can only do one thing at a time. Hold all of these things out to me, and the only thing I’m likely to do is take them, and then immediately set them down—like you could have done—until I am ready to do something with them. I know it SEEMS like I’m going super fast (or too slow, maybe??), but payment is the LAST STEP. LAST. As in, comes after everything else. First, the item. Then, the payment. It seems like some people should know this, after having been at the register way more than once before… Sigh.

I just can’t with people sometimes.

colonelbaronpontmercy:

Gilbert “talk shit get hi- holy fuck that’s adorable I need it” Beilschmidt

tangletots: askinnyblackman: duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck goose

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose

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if I was a monsterboy/monstergirl/monsterperson, what kind do you think I would be?

lvysaur:

youhavetooletgo:

lvysaur:

x is my least favorite letter now because of math

Y?

i swear to fucking god

weknowmemes: One for you, and one for you

weknowmemes:

One for you, and one for you